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What’s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? Acne doesn’t come on a boy’s face before the age of 13.

Michael Jackson died when he found out that Boyz2Men was actually a band, not a delivery service.

After Michael had his first child, he and his wife were seeing the Doctor, and MJ asked the doc how long til he can have sex. The Doc told him legally he had to wait til the kid was 14.

Michael jackson has decided to be melted down into coco pops cereals so that he can be in an 8 year old’s mouth one final time.

The hospital had a problem with getting rid of micheal jacksons corpse: the garbage men don’t come till tuesday!

What do Michael Jackson and Playstation have in common? They’re both made of plastic and get turned on by little kids.

Michael Jackson won’t be buried or cremated. He contains so much plastic that he’s going to be recycled.

Starting with 25th of june, Macaulay Culkin is going to be safe when he’s home alone.

Discount for michael jackson parts on e-bay! (glue not included)

I heard Michael Jackson will be recycled into plastic bags so he can stil be white and dangerous for children to play with.

Breaking news on CNN: day 5 and Michael Jackson is still dead!

From now on the Boogey man is out of business for parents to scare their children with, cause Michael Jackson took his job.

Mcauley Culkin at MJ’s burial:  It’s so sad, all my childhood MJ touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand.

MJ’s death is a big problem for the environment:  He’s not biodegradable!

Michael’s last wish was to be cremated and have his ashes mixed with talc powder so he can continue to touch small boy’s asses.

What did the paramedics say to MJ when they found him under heart attack? “Beat it, just beat it!”

Breaking news! Casper the friendly ghost was raped in the early hours of this morning!

What brand fits MJ’s tastes? KFC! (Kissing, Fucking Children)

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of marshmallows? Not much. They’re both white, make children’s faces all sticky and will be roasted in a fire soon.

Michale Jackson’s last wish was to become a baby bottle, so children could still suck him.

At MJ’s funeral, a group of children came all the way from Europe. They sang the anthem of the EU.

MJ died because his dream came true:  Heal the world, make it better place!

~ by jax2thepancreator on June 27, 2009.